Hiyas! This is Bart Rathbone! Welcome to my Official Electric Palace Website! Here's where you can do all the shopping you want strait from your own computer! Stay posted, and I'll have all sorts of great deals and fantastic savings, and all for people like youz!
-Bart Rathbone
About Me
- Bart Rathbone
- Da Owner of everyone's favorite store, the Electric Palace! I'm here to make sure that you get whatever will make me- I mean, YOU as happy as possible!
11 comments:
I can't tell you how grateful I am that you've set up this spectacular website! Now I don't have to drive across town to get swindled out of my hard-earned money--I can get swindled right from home! This is almost as great as a stock market crash.
Oh and another thing, Bart--your profile calls you the owner of the Electric Palace. I'm surprised Edwin Blackgaard doesn't fire you for calling yourself the owner of his store! I guess being manager and having your name on the sign just isn't good enough for you! Just be glad my boss won't let me air any more investigative business reports, or I would blow this whole thing wide open! That would teach you to pull your advertising from my show!
Cryin' Bryan Dern... What you just said was much funnier than Bart offer.
Hey Mr. Rathbone! Ohh I am so glad you have a website now. I havn't had time to get out much and really need a new flashlight. DO you have any good deals? Oh and I looked out my window yesterday and saw Rodney sneaking out his window. I thought you should know. hehe - Dern is funny, Marvin. Rude...but funny.
Hiyas Bart! Looks like yous has some pretty good deals! I would've bought somethin, but my parent said no. Seeyas later!!!
Hey, Pop. I just wants to tell yas how good ya done on your website.
See yas later, Pop.
Hi yas!
I wanted to remind yas abouts my commercial jingle.
A-one, and a-two, and a-one, two, three
(bum-bum, ba bum bum bum)
Electric Palace do-dah song
Do-dah, do-dah
Discount prices all day long
All the do-dah day
DV's, TV's, DVD's
Do-dah, do-dah
MP3's and ABC's
All the do-dah day
Open till eight at night
Nine on Saturday
Call 555-3122
Now hurry don't delay
Radio's and microwaves
Do-dah, do-dah
Light bulbs, cameras, hand grenades
All the do-dah day
Need a part? Don't blow a fuse!
Do-dah, do-dah
Fool serivce for fools like yous
All the do-dah day
Open till eight at night
Nine on Saturday
Call 553-1222
Now hurry don't delay
Now Hurry Don't Delay!
See yas all laters!
Hi Bart! It cracks me up every time I come to your website. Oh, and hi ya's Rodney!
WOW!
The Electric Palace website! This is like revelutionary! Now people all across the world can get swindled out of there hard earned money, instead of just Odyssey! Wow.
-Stormy
WOW!
The Electric Palace website! This is like revelutionary! Now people all across the world can get swindled out of there hard earned money, instead of just Odyssey! Wow.
-Stormy
Awesome site Bart. Also love the Electric palace jingle. 😊
Hi ya's! Its been ten years or somethin' you know? Youse had better fractify and divide to figure out how long dis thing ain't been updated!
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