Friday, July 11, 2008

Energizer Battery Packs!

High quality! Fantastic! You would be stupider then stupid to miss out on this deal!

And real cheap, too!

$6.99 (plus tax) for a pack of 24 double-A Batteries, no joke!

Thursday, July 10, 2008

SALE! Utility Knife!

Brand new and perfect for things like cutting thick wires, this high-tech utility knife will be exactly what you'd want!

NEW! Home Computer System!

Just what all of youz would want! A computer system with all the gadgets and gizmos, ready and waiting for you to buy! Well? What are you waiting for?
Click here to buy now!


Hiyas! This is Bart Rathbone! Welcome to my Official Electric Palace Website! Here's where you can do all the shopping you want strait from your own computer! Stay posted, and I'll have all sorts of great deals and fantastic savings, and all for people like youz!

-Bart Rathbone